There’s something beautiful about knock knock jokes over Christmas—they’re cheesy, they’re predictable, and honestly? That’s exactly why we love them!
Whether you’re attempting to break the ice at a family gathering, entertain restless kids waiting for Santa, or just need a good laugh between cookie batches, these Christmas knock knock jokes are your secret weapon.
I’ve been collecting these festive treasures for years, and let me tell you, nothing matches the groans mixed with chuckles when you deliver a flawlessly punny Christmas knock knock joke.
So grab some hot cocoa, put on your ugliest Christmas sweater, and let’s delve into the jolliest collection of door-knocking humor you’ll find this side of the North Pole!
Christmas Knock Knock Jokes For Kids
Knock knock! Who’s there? Snow. Snow who? Snow use asking, just let me in—it’s freezing out here!
Knock knock! Who’s there? Olive. Olive who? Olive the other reindeer used to laugh and call him names!
Knock knock! Who’s there? Interrupting Santa. Interrupting San—HO HO HO!
Knock knock! Who’s there? Mary. Mary who? Mary Christmas to you and your whole family!
Knock knock! Who’s there? Yule. Yule who? Yule never guess what Santa brought me!
Knock knock! Who’s there? Igloo. Igloo who? Igloo knew Suzy, she’s making cookies inside!
Knock knock! Who’s there? Elf. Elf who? Elf me wrap these presents—my hands are tired!
Knock knock! Who’s there? Wreath. Wreath who? Wreath-member me? I visited last Christmas!
Knock knock! Who’s there? Dexter. Dexter who? Dexter halls with boughs of holly!
Knock knock! Who’s there? Alaska. Alaska who? Alaska Santa for a new bike this year!
Knock knock! Who’s there? Holly. Holly who? Holly-days are here again, time to celebrate!
Knock knock! Who’s there? Donut. Donut who? Donut open till Christmas—it’s a surprise!
Knock knock! Who’s there? Noah. Noah who? Noah good place to hang Christmas lights?
Knock knock! Who’s there? Ivana. Ivana who? Ivana wish you a Merry Christmas!
Knock knock! Who’s there? Howie. Howie who? Howie gonna fit down the chimney with all these presents?
Knock knock! Who’s there? Wayne. Wayne who? Wayne in a manger, the little Lord Jesus!
Knock knock! Who’s there? Justin. Justin who? Justin time for Christmas cookies!
Knock knock! Who’s there? Gladys. Gladys who? Gladys Christmas—aren’t you?
Knock knock! Who’s there? Coal. Coal who? Coal me if you need help decorating the tree!
Knock knock! Who’s there? Arthur. Arthur who? Arthur any more Christmas cookies left?
Knock knock! Who’s there? Howard. Howard who? Howard you like to build a snowman with me?
Knock knock! Who’s there? Irish. Irish who? Irish you a very Merry Christmas!
Knock knock! Who’s there? Avenue. Avenue who? Avenue heard the good news? Santa’s coming tonight!
Knock knock! Who’s there? Wooden shoe. Wooden shoe who? Wooden shoe like to hear another Christmas joke?
Knock knock! Who’s there? Donut. Donut who? Donut forget to leave cookies for Santa tonight!
Christmas Knock Knock Jokes Adults
Knock knock! Who’s there? Fleece. Fleece who? Fleece Navidad—and pour me some eggnog!
Knock knock! Who’s there? Dishes. Dishes who? Dishes the season to be jolly drunk!
Knock knock! Who’s there? Atch. Atch who? Bless you! Must be all that mistletoe making you sneeze!
Knock knock! Who’s there? Alfie. Alfie who? Alfie terrible if you don’t give me some of that Christmas ham!
Knock knock! Who’s there? Harmony. Harmony who? Harmony Christmas parties can one person attend before they’re done?
Knock knock! Who’s there? Emma. Emma who? Emma freezing out here—your heating bill must be insane!
Knock knock! Who’s there? Police. Police who? Police let me in before I freeze my Christmas cookies off!
Knock knock! Who’s there? Interrupting budget. Interrupting budg—Sorry, Christmas shopping maxed out my credit card!
Knock knock! Who’s there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep! Just hit your mailbox with all these Amazon packages!
Knock knock! Who’s there? Tank. Tank who? You’re welcome for the awkward family dinner conversation starters!
Knock knock! Who’s there? Europe. Europe who? Europe early—the stores don’t open for Black Friday sales yet!
Knock knock! Who’s there? Harry. Harry who? Harry up and pour the wine before your in-laws arrive!
Knock knock! Who’s there? Needle. Needle who? Needle little help hiding all these credit card statements!
Knock knock! Who’s there? Haven. Haven who? Haven you finished your Christmas shopping yet? Me neither!
Knock knock! Who’s there? Doughnut. Doughnut who? Doughnut tell my trainer how many Christmas cookies I ate!
Knock knock! Who’s there? Phillip. Phillip who? Phillip my glass with something stronger than hot chocolate!
Knock knock! Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce skip the healthy stuff and go straight to dessert!
Knock knock! Who’s there? Norway. Norway who? Norway am I hosting Christmas dinner again next year!
Knock knock! Who’s there? Ya. Ya who? Wow, you’re excited about Christmas shopping already?
Knock knock! Who’s there? Dewey. Dewey who? Dewey really have to visit ALL the relatives this year?
Knock knock! Who’s there? Wire. Wire who? Wire we pretending we like fruitcake every year?
Knock knock! Who’s there? Closure. Closure who? Closure mouth while you’re chewing that gingerbread!
Knock knock! Who’s there? Pizza. Pizza who? Pizza on Earth and good wine to all!
Knock knock! Who’s there? Iowa. Iowa who? Iowa lot of money after Christmas shopping is done!
Knock knock! Who’s there? Dishes. Dishes who? Dishes getting expensive—can we do gift cards next year?
Christmas Knock Knock Jokes For Preschoolers
Knock knock! Who’s there? Boo. Boo who? Don’t cry, it’s just a Christmas joke!
Knock knock! Who’s there? Santa. Santa who? Santa text saying he’s bringing toys!
Knock knock! Who’s there? Cow says. Cow says who? No silly, cow says moo! Reindeer say jingle jingle!
Knock knock! Who’s there? Red. Red who? Red-nosed reindeer named Rudolph!
Knock knock! Who’s there? Bell. Bell who? Bell-ieve in Santa Claus!
Knock knock! Who’s there? Tree. Tree who? Tree little elves made all the toys!
Knock knock! Who’s there? Star. Star who? Star-t singing Christmas carols with me!
Knock knock! Who’s there? Hat. Hat who? Hat’s all folks—Merry Christmas!
Knock knock! Who’s there? Boo hoo. Boo hoo who? Don’t be sad, Santa’s coming soon!
Knock knock! Who’s there? Cookie. Cookie who? Cookie for Santa, milk for Rudolf!
Knock knock! Who’s there? Sock. Sock who? Sock-it to me—where’s my stocking?
Knock knock! Who’s there? Candy. Candy who? Candy cane help decorate the tree?
Knock knock! Who’s there? Mittens. Mittens who? Mittens a snowball fight after this!
Knock knock! Who’s there? Sleigh. Sleigh who? Sleigh bells ring, are you listening?
Knock knock! Who’s there? Gift. Gift who? Gift me five—Christmas is here!
Knock knock! Who’s there? Bow. Bow who? Bow down before the Christmas tree!
Knock knock! Who’s there? Scarf. Scarf who? Scarf down those cookies before Mom sees!
Knock knock! Who’s there? Ice. Ice who? Ice to meet you, Mr. Snowman!
Knock knock! Who’s there? Jingle. Jingle who? Jingle all the way to the toy store!
Knock knock! Who’s there? Angel. Angel who? Angel you glad it’s Christmas time?
Knock knock! Who’s there? Frosty. Frosty who? Frosty the Snowman wants to play!
Knock knock! Who’s there? Pie. Pie who? Pie love Christmas so much!
Knock knock! Who’s there? Milk. Milk who? Milk and cookies for Santa tonight!
Knock knock! Who’s there? Toy. Toy who? Toy-tally excited for Christmas morning!
Knock knock! Who’s there? Light. Light who? Light up the Christmas tree with me!
Christmas Knock Knock Jokes Funny
Knock knock! Who’s there? Interrupting elf. Interrupting e—I MADE THIS TOY IN 3 MINUTES!
Knock knock! Who’s there? Says. Says who? Says me—now let me in, I’ve got presents!
Knock knock! Who’s there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock! Who’s there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock! Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn’t say Santa?
Knock knock! Who’s there? Butter. Butter who? Butter bundle up—it’s a white Christmas!
Knock knock! Who’s there? Abby. Abby who? Abby New Year and a Merry Christmas!
Knock knock! Who’s there? Hatch. Hatch who? Bless you! Too much time at the Christmas market?
Knock knock! Who’s there? Sweden. Sweden who? Sweden sour isn’t just for Chinese food—try candy canes!
Knock knock! Who’s there? Spell. Spell who? W-H-O!
Knock knock! Who’s there? Owls. Owls who? Yes, they do! Now about those Christmas presents…
Knock knock! Who’s there? To. To who? Actually, it’s to WHOM—even Santa knows proper grammar!
Knock knock! Who’s there? Dozen. Dozen who? Dozen anybody want to go caroling tonight?
Knock knock! Who’s there? Icing. Icing who? Icing so loud, the neighbors know all the Christmas carols!
Knock knock! Who’s there? Stopwatch. Stopwatch who? Stopwatch you’re doing and open this door—I’m freezing!
Knock knock! Who’s there? Hanna. Hanna who? Hanna partridge in a pear tree!
Knock knock! Who’s there? Interrupting Christmas caroler. Interrupting Christmas car—DECK THE HALLS WITH BOUGHS OF HOLLY!
Knock knock! Who’s there? Ken. Ken who? Ken I come in? My elf costume is frozen solid!
Knock knock! Who’s there? Mustache. Mustache who? Mustache you a question—where’d you hide the presents?
Knock knock! Who’s there? Nana. Nana who? Nana your business what Santa’s bringing me!
Knock knock! Who’s there? Annie. Annie who? Annie body seen my Christmas list?
Knock knock! Who’s there? Atlas. Atlas who? Atlas! It’s Christmas morning—time to open gifts!
Knock knock! Who’s there? Sherwood. Sherwood who? Sherwood love some of that Christmas pie!
Knock knock! Who’s there? Throat. Throat who? Throat me a candy cane from the tree!
Knock knock! Who’s there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup with me later—I’ve got more Christmas jokes!
Knock knock! Who’s there? Otto. Otto who? Otto know better than to leave cookies out overnight—I ate them all!
Knock knock! Who’s there? Anita. Anita who? Anita borrow your sleigh—mine’s in the shop!
Christmas Knock Knock Jokes Clean
Knock knock! Who’s there? Frank. Frank who? Frank-incense and myrrh—gifts for baby Jesus!
Knock knock! Who’s there? Joseph. Joseph who? Joseph looking for an inn with vacancy!
Knock knock! Who’s there? Gingerbread. Gingerbread who? Gingerbread man ran away—have you seen him?
Knock knock! Who’s there? Church. Church who? Church your pockets—time to donate to charity!
Knock knock! Who’s there? Wrapping. Wrapping who? Wrapping presents all night long!
Knock knock! Who’s there? Carols. Carols who? Carols by candlelight tonight at seven!
Knock knock! Who’s there? Stocking. Stocking who? Stocking up on love and joy this season!
Knock knock! Who’s there? Peace. Peace who? Peace on Earth to everyone everywhere!
Knock knock! Who’s there? Merry. Merry who? Merry hearts make the best Christmas!
Knock knock! Who’s there? Grace. Grace who? Grace before meals is extra special at Christmas!
Knock knock! Who’s there? Noel. Noel who? Noel-body does Christmas like our family!
Knock knock! Who’s there? Faith. Faith who? Faith-fully waiting for Christmas morning!
Knock knock! Who’s there? Shepherd. Shepherd who? Shepherd the flock and spread the good news!
Knock knock! Who’s there? Candle. Candle who? Candle-light service on Christmas Eve!
Knock knock! Who’s there? Giving. Giving who? Giving thanks for family and blessings!
Knock knock! Who’s there? Nativity. Nativity who? Nativity scene looks beautiful this year!
Knock knock! Who’s there? Rejoice. Rejoice who? Rejoice and be glad—Christmas is here!
Knock knock! Who’s there? Blessing. Blessing who? Blessing you and yours this Christmas season!
Knock knock! Who’s there? Kindness. Kindness who? Kindness is the greatest Christmas gift!
Knock knock! Who’s there? Family. Family who? Family gatherings are what Christmas is all about!
Knock knock! Who’s there? Warmth. Warmth who? Warmth of the season fills every heart!
Knock knock! Who’s there? Together. Together who? Together we celebrate this holy season!
Knock knock! Who’s there? Comfort. Comfort who? Comfort and joy to you this Christmas!
Knock knock! Who’s there? Tradition. Tradition who? Tradition brings our family closer every year!
Knock knock! Who’s there? Hope. Hope who? Hope your Christmas is filled with beautiful moments!
Christmas Knock Knock Jokes One Liners
Knock knock! Who’s there? Interrupting Santa. Inter—HO HO HO!
Knock knock! Who’s there? Chimney. Chimney who? Chimney Cricket—that’s a tight squeeze for Santa!
Knock knock! Who’s there? Freeze. Freeze who? Freeze a jolly good fellow!
Knock knock! Who’s there? Hannah. Hannah who? Hannah-ther one bites the gingerbread dust!
Knock knock! Who’s there? Snow business. Snow business who? Snow business like show business—especially Christmas shows!
Knock knock! Who’s there? Coal’d you. Coal’d you who? Coal’d you let me in already?
Knock knock! Who’s there? Mistle. Mistle who? Mistle-toe the line or you’re on the naughty list!
Knock knock! Who’s there? Blitzen. Blitzen who? Blitzen through my Christmas list!
Knock knock! Who’s there? Yule log. Yule log who? Yule log-in to see what Santa brought later!
Knock knock! Who’s there? Tinsel. Tinsel who? Tinsel be sorry if you don’t answer!
Knock knock! Who’s there? Present. Present who? Present-ly freezing out here!
Knock knock! Who’s there? Pudding. Pudding who? Pudding on my coat and coming inside!
Knock knock! Who’s there? Wenceslas. Wenceslas who? Wenceslas time I tell you—Merry Christmas!
Knock knock! Who’s there? Peas. Peas who? Peas pass the Christmas cookies!
Knock knock! Who’s there? Santa Claus. Santa Claus who? Santa Claus-trophobic in chimneys sometimes!
Knock knock! Who’s there? Chimney sweep. Chimney sweep who? Chimney sweep you off your feet with Christmas spirit!
Knock knock! Who’s there? Jingle bell. Jingle bell who? Jingle bell rock is stuck in my head now!
Knock knock! Who’s there? Ribbon. Ribbon who? Ribbon presents all day long!
Knock knock! Who’s there? Eggnog. Eggnog who? Eggnog-noring you until you let me in!
Knock knock! Who’s there? Fir tree. Fir tree who? Fir tree special people like you!
Knock knock! Who’s there? Dasher. Dasher who? Dasher way through the snow!
Knock knock! Who’s there? Advent. Advent who? Advent you glad I came caroling?
Knock knock! Who’s there? Garland. Garland who? Garland of make-believe comes true at Christmas!
Knock knock! Who’s there? Prancer. Prancer who? Prancer-ound the Christmas tree with me!
Knock knock! Who’s there? Ornament. Ornament who? Ornament to be together this Christmas!
Best Christmas Knock Knock Jokes
Knock knock! Who’s there? Chris. Chris who? Chris-mas is my favorite time of year!
Knock knock! Who’s there? Snowy. Snowy who? Snowy place like home for the holidays!
Knock knock! Who’s there? Berry. Berry who? Berry Christmas to you and a Happy New Year!
Knock knock! Who’s there? Luke. Luke who? Luke at all the presents under the tree!
Knock knock! Who’s there? Norma Lee. Norma Lee who? Norma Lee I don’t knock, but it’s Christmas!
Knock knock! Who’s there? Who. Who who? Are you an owl or just excited about Christmas?
Knock knock! Who’s there? Sarah. Sarah who? Sarah-son to be jolly—fa la la la la!
Knock knock! Who’s there? Wendy. Wendy who? Wendy red red robin comes bob bob bobbing along… wait, wrong holiday!
Knock knock! Who’s there? Teresa. Teresa who? Teresa white Christmas this year!
Knock knock! Who’s there? Summit. Summit who? Summit-imes Christmas magic is real!
Knock knock! Who’s there? Harry up. Harry up who? Harry up and open your presents!
Knock knock! Who’s there? Elf-is. Elf-is who? Elf-is leaving the building—show’s over!
Knock knock! Who’s there? Yukon. Yukon who? Yukon say that again—Merry Christmas!
Knock knock! Who’s there? Dragon. Dragon who? Dragon the Christmas tree into the house!
Knock knock! Who’s there? Howl. Howl who? Howl you know unless you open the door?
Knock knock! Who’s there? Avery. Avery who? Avery Merry Christmas to you!
Knock knock! Who’s there? Hammond. Hammond who? Hammond eggs for Christmas breakfast!
Knock knock! Who’s there? Dewy. Dewy who? Dewy have to wait much longer for Santa?
Knock knock! Who’s there? Rabbit. Rabbit who? Rabbit up nice—it’s a Christmas present!
Knock knock! Who’s there? Myth. Myth who? Myth you already—Merry Christmas!
Knock knock! Who’s there? Cecil. Cecil who? Cecil-ebrate good times, come on!
Knock knock! Who’s there? Oakham. Oakham who? Oakham all ye faithful, joyful and triumphant!
Knock knock! Who’s there? Doughnut. Doughnut who? Doughnut forget to hang your stocking tonight!
Knock knock! Who’s there? Esther. Esther who? Esther Bunny… no wait, that’s Easter! I mean Santa Claus!
Knock knock! Who’s there? You. You who? You who yourself—sounds like you’ve got Christmas spirit!
Final Thoughts
Well, there you have it—155+ Christmas knock knock jokes that’ll make you the star of every holiday event! Whether you’re entertaining tiny ones who still believe in Santa, breaking the awkward silence at the corporate Christmas party, or just searching for an excuse to grumble and giggle simultaneously, these festive zingers have got you covered.
Remember, the best thing of knock knock jokes isn’t usually the punchline—it’s seeing someone attempt not to smile when they know exactly where the joke is leading. So go ahead, spread the pleasure, share these jokes generously, and don’t be scared to deliver them with your best Santa impression.
After all, ’tis the season to be jolly, even if it means torturing your friends and family to an endless stream of Christmas jokes. Who’s there? Someone eager to make this the merriest, most joke-filled Christmas ever—that’s who!
