150+ Medical Humor: The Ultimate Collection of Hilarious OB-GYN Jokes

We all need to chuckle, especially when life becomes a little too serious. If you’re a doctor who wants to lighten the mood in the delivery room, a medical student who is studying obstetrics, or just someone who likes a good medical pun, this collection is for you.

I have always thought that the best approach to deal with the difficult realm of women’s health is with humor that is both smart and kind. What’s the point if we can’t laugh at the strange things that happen to our bodies?

So, please grab your stethoscope (metaphorically) and get ready for some pun-derful times. Believe me, these jokes are just what the doctor ordered. And yes, you can share them all at your next dinner party!

OB-GYN Jokes

Quick Zingers That Pack a Punch

  1. Why did the OB-GYN become a standup comedian? Because delivering punchlines was already in her job description.
  2. I told my OB-GYN I was thinking of becoming a magician. She said, “Perfect—you already know all the disappearing act tricks.”
  3. What’s an OB-GYN’s favorite type of music? Anything with a good labor beat.
  4. My OB-GYN asked if I had any questions. I said, “Why are there so many unnecessary appointments?” She didn’t dilate on the subject.
  5. I asked my OB-GYN if she ever gets tired of her job. She said, “Not a chance—it’s very fer-TILL-izing.”
  6. Why don’t OB-GYNs ever play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding when you’ve seen everything!
  7. What did the OB-GYN say to the nervous patient? “Don’t worry, I’ve got speculum-lar news for you.”
  8. My friend asked if her OB-GYN was good. I said, “She’s got the best delivery in town.”
  9. Why did the OB-GYN bring a calendar to work? Because she needed to keep track of all those due dates!
  10. What’s an OB-GYN’s favorite workout? Cervical exercises—very effective and deeply moving.
  11. I started a support group for OB-GYN patients. We called it “The Stirrup Sisters.”
  12. Why do OB-GYNs make great comedians? They know how to really engage their audiences.
  13. My OB-GYN told me she was considering retirement. I said, “That would be a barrier to my peace of mind.”
  14. What do you call an OB-GYN who’s always late? A doctor with poor timing management.
  15. I asked my OB-GYN if she had a sense of humor. She said, “Only during the speculum-lar moments.”
  16. Why did the OB-GYN apply for a job at the bank? She was great at processing information.
  17. My therapist asked about my OB-GYN visits. I said, “Let’s just say they’re very therapeutic.”
  18. What’s an OB-GYN’s favorite game show? “Wheel of Fortune“—especially when predicting delivery dates!
  19. I told my OB-GYN she should write a book. She said, “I already have—it’s called ‘The Vagina Monologues.'”
  20. Why do OB-GYNs never get lost? Because they always know exactly where they’re going.
  21. What did one OB-GYN say to another? “That was a specimen of great work!”
  22. My OB-GYN asked if I wanted an ultrasound. I said, “Will it come with surround sound?”
  23. Why did the OB-GYN become a chef? She already knew how to deliver the goods!
  24. I asked my OB-GYN about her vacation plans. She said, “I’m going somewhere with a fertile climate.”
  25. What’s an OB-GYN’s favorite type of movie? One with a really good plot twist—literally!

Hilarious Stories That’ll Have You Laughing

  1. An OB-GYN walks into a bar. The bartender asks, “What’ll you have?” She says, “Surprise me—I’m used to unexpected presentations.”
  2. My OB-GYN told me she tried speed dating once. Apparently, she was too used to asking very personal questions within five minutes.
  3. I asked my OB-GYN if she ever had awkward moments at parties. She said, “Not anymore—I learned to stop leading with my work stories.”
  4. An OB-GYN went to a poker game and kept saying, “Show me your cards.” Everyone got very confused.
  5. My friend’s OB-GYN joined a book club. The first month, she insisted they read “What to Expect When You’re Expecting.” Nobody else was pregnant.
  6. I told my OB-GYN she should have been a detective. She said, “I kind of am—I investigate every little irregularity.”
  7. An OB-GYN went skydiving and texted her doctor friend: “That jump was more thrilling than any delivery I’ve done!”
  8. My OB-GYN tried online dating and her profile said: “I’m great at making connections.” The matches were overwhelming.
  9. I asked if my OB-GYN ever got starstruck. She said, “Only when I see twins—they’re literally stars of the show.”
  10. An OB-GYN went to a magic show and kept narrating every trick like it was a medical procedure. The audience was not amused.
  11. My OB-GYN told me she went to a silent retreat. She said, “It was perfect—no one could ask me uncomfortable questions for once.”
  12. I asked my OB-GYN if she ever got emotional at work. She said, “Absolutely—especially during climactic moments.”
  13. An OB-GYN volunteered at a gardening expo. Naturally, she spent the whole time talking about fertility rates in tomatoes.
  14. My friend asked her OB-GYN about her hobbies. The doctor said, “I enjoy anything involving careful monitoring and attention to detail.”
  15. I told my OB-GYN she should appear on a reality TV show. She said, “My job already feels like one—especially during busy seasons.”
  16. An OB-GYN went to a meditation class and kept checking her phone for labor updates even during the zen session.
  17. My OB-GYN said she tried stand-up comedy once. Turns out, all her material was just descriptions of her day—and somehow, it worked.
  18. I asked if my OB-GYN ever got tired of the same questions. She said, “Not really—every patient makes it feel like the first time again.”
  19. An OB-GYN went to a casino and won big at the blackjack table. She said the secret was knowing when to hold and when to push.
  20. My OB-GYN told me she joined a rock band. I said, “What’s your stage name?” She said, “Doctor Pelvis Presley.”
  21. I asked my OB-GYN what her superpower was. She said, “Making people feel comfortable in the most uncomfortable positions.”
  22. An OB-GYN went to a cooking competition and kept narrating the “stages” of the meal preparation. The judges were confused but intrigued.
  23. My friend’s OB-GYN started a podcast about her day. The first episode dropped and broke the internet’s awkward-small-talk-at-parties record.
  24. I told my OB-GYN she should write a memoir. She said, “Every chapter would just be titled ‘Another Surprising Day.'”
  25. An OB-GYN went to a wedding and gave a toast that somehow included medical terminology. The bride was grateful but very, very confused.

Playful Wordplay and Medical Puns

  1. Why did the pregnant woman go to the art museum? She wanted to see some ex-posure paintings.
  2. What do you call an OB-GYN who won the lottery? A very fortunate doctor.
  3. Why do OB-GYN offices always have good music? Because they specialize in great delivery systems.
  4. I tried to make a joke about contractions, but I just couldn’t expand on it.
  5. What’s an OB-GYN’s favorite type of math? Multi-plication.
  6. Why did the OB-GYN start a fitness business? She already knew about labor pain management.
  7. What do you call an OB-GYN on a cold day? A doctor with very cool bedside manner.
  8. I asked my OB-GYN for relationship advice. She said, “I specialize in conception, not deception.”
  9. Why are OB-GYNs great at parties? They know how to really break the ice and get things progressing.
  10. What did the OB-GYN say about her new office? “It’s absolutely speculum-tacular.”
  11. Why do OB-GYNs make great teachers? They know how to engage students at every trimester.
  12. What’s an OB-GYN’s favorite dessert? Anything with a good push-tin flavoring.
  13. I tried to tell my OB-GYN a joke about pregnancy. She said, “Sorry, that just doesn’t gestate with me.”
  14. Why did the OB-GYN become an accountant? She was excellent with due dates and cycles.
  15. What do you call an OB-GYN who’s always cheerful? A delivery person with a smile!
  16. I asked my OB-GYN if she liked puns. She said, “Only if they’re really pregnant with meaning.”
  17. Why are OB-GYNs great at networking? They already know how to make valuable connections.
  18. What’s an OB-GYN’s favorite social media platform? Instagram—because of all the follicles she can analyze.
  19. I told my OB-GYN she should start a podcast about her day. She said, “That would be labor intensive.”
  20. Why do OB-GYNs never lose at trivia? They always know the facts of life.
  21. What did the OB-GYN say when someone asked if she was busy? “Not really—I’ve got plenty of room in my schedule.”
  22. I asked my OB-GYN if she liked traveling. She said, “Only if it doesn’t interfere with my labor schedule.”
  23. Why are OB-GYN waiting rooms so quiet? Everyone’s holding their breath during appointments.
  24. What’s an OB-GYN’s favorite type of architecture? Anything with excellent cervical support.
  25. I tried to make a joke about ultrasounds, but the humor didn’t really scan.

Grown-Up Giggles for the Mature Audience

  1. An OB-GYN told her patient, “I’ve seen it all, and frankly, your anatomy is refreshingly normal.”
  2. My OB-GYN asked if I had any concerns about my body. I said, “Just the usual existential ones.”
  3. What did the OB-GYN say when her patient asked about privacy? “Honey, discretion comes with the package.”
  4. I asked my OB-GYN if she had boundaries at work. She said, “Only professional ones—everything else has been thoroughly examined.”
  5. My friend asked her OB-GYN the most embarrassing question she’d ever been asked. The doctor laughed and said, “That would be classified information.”
  6. An OB-GYN went on a date and accidentally started examining her partner’s posture. It was very awkward.
  7. I told my OB-GYN I was nervous about aging. She said, “Trust me, after seeing what I see, aging is the least of your worries.”
  8. What did one OB-GYN tell another over drinks? “My job gives me a whole new perspective on intimacy.”
  9. My OB-GYN said she went to a spa and the massage therapist asked her to turn around. She said, “I do that professionally—I don’t need to pay for it!”
  10. I asked my OB-GYN if she ever felt awkward at family dinners. She said, “Not anymore—I’ve learned to check my work brain at the door.”
  11. An OB-GYN told her therapist, “I spend my days in extremely intimate situations, and it’s completely professional.”
  12. My friend asked her OB-GYN if she ever got tired of uncomfortable questions. The doctor said, “I get paid for this discomfort, so not really.”
  13. I told my OB-GYN she should start a comedy career. She said, “I basically do—my job is full of unexpected punchlines.”
  14. An OB-GYN went to a wine tasting and kept making jokes about varietal differences. Nobody got it.
  15. My OB-GYN said that after years of practice, nothing phases her anymore—literally or figuratively.
  16. I asked my OB-GYN what her guilty pleasure was. She said, “Telling patients their concerns are actually perfectly normal.”
  17. An OB-GYN told her friend, “My job is proof that the human body is equal parts fascinating and ridiculous.”
  18. My OB-GYN said she went to a speed dating event and immediately realized she was way too direct for regular dating.
  19. I told my OB-GYN that her job must be incredibly invasive. She said, “Only literally, darling.”
  20. An OB-GYN was asked what superpower she’d choose. She said, “I’ve already got one—making people extremely comfortable with uncomfortability.”
  21. My friend asked her OB-GYN if she ever had romantic dinner thoughts interrupted by work. The doctor laughed and said, “Absolutely—nothing kills the mood like thinking about dilation charts.”
  22. I asked my OB-GYN if she’d ever write a memoir. She said, “The title would be ‘Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Anatomy But Were Too Embarrassed to Ask.'”
  23. An OB-GYN told her significant other, “I appreciate that you’re not bothered by my career—many people would find it awkward.”
  24. My OB-GYN said she once tried a new dating app but had to delete it within minutes. Apparently, leading with her profession was not a good strategy.
  25. I told my OB-GYN that her job requires nerves of steel. She said, “Actually, just a sense of humor and a really good bedside manner.”

Internet Gold: Jokes Straight from the Funny Bone

  1. Reddit thread title: “Why did the pregnant woman apply to be an astronaut? She heard that childbirth was already like going into space.”
  2. Twitter bio energy: “I’m an OB-GYN. I literally get to see what’s going on before it goes down.”
  3. TikTok caption: “POV: You’re having the most awkward conversation of your life, and your OB-GYN is completely unfazed.”
  4. Reddit comment: “My OB-GYN told me that after seeing thousands of patients, nothing surprises her anymore. She said, ‘I’ve reached full dilation of comfort.'”
  5. Instagram comment section: “OB-GYNs are just professional people who get paid to say ‘everything looks great down there’ in the most reassuring way possible.”
  6. Tumblr post: “The most chaotic energy is a group of pregnant women in an OB-GYN waiting room. Pure anticipatory chaos.”
  7. Reddit thread: “What’s the difference between an OB-GYN and a hairdresser? One is trained to handle sensitive areas, and the other is a doctor.”
  8. Twitter thread starter: “An OB-GYN walked into a bar… and immediately started giving unsolicited health advice to literally everyone.”
  9. Facebook group post: “Can we just acknowledge that OB-GYNs have probably seen more stuff than any therapist has heard?”
  10. Reddit AMA: “I’m an OB-GYN. AMA about literally anything except my personal life—that’s off-limits.”
  11. TikTok duet: “Me: nervous about my OB-GYN appointment. My OB-GYN: chill, I’ve seen worse.”
  12. Twitter hot take: “OB-GYNs are literally the coolest doctors because they get to be part of people’s most important moments.”
  13. Reddit post: “The ultimate confidence level is an OB-GYN at a beach in a bikini. Nothing phases her.”
  14. Instagram reels caption: “Doctors explaining their specialty: OB-GYN be like ‘I help people create life itself.'”
  15. Tumblr reblog: “OB-GYNs seeing pregnant women panic about the most normal things: sweetie, you have no idea what’s coming.”
  16. Reddit: “My OB-GYN has a poker face that would make a professional gambler jealous.”
  17. Twitter exchange: “Friend: ‘What did your OB-GYN say?’ Me: everything is normal but nothing feels normal right now.”
  18. Facebook post: “Things only OB-GYN patients understand: the waiting room small talk is always incredibly awkward.”
  19. Reddit thread: “The moment you realize your OB-GYN has seen your body in ways your significant other never will, and that’s completely okay.”
  20. TikTok text overlay: “OB-GYNs really said, ‘I’m gonna make this my whole personality’—and honestly, respect.”
  21. Twitter: “Pregnant women in the third trimester: where’s my privacy? OB-GYNs: privacy is a luxury, honey.”
  22. Instagram caption: “My OB-GYN just casually announced my due date like she was scheduling a dental appointment. Meanwhile, I’m internally screaming.”
  23. Reddit: “The bonding that happens between OB-GYN patients in waiting rooms is real, and it’s beautiful.”
  24. Tumblr: “OB-GYNs deserve all the respect because they’re just out here casually delivering humans.”
  25. Facebook comment: “I trust my OB-GYN with my entire well-being. Respect to those medical professionals, seriously.”

Final Thoughts

There you have it: more than 150 jokes that show that laughing is the best medicine when it comes to health care! I hope this collection gave you what you were looking for, whether you’re an OB-GYN looking for ways to break the ice with nervous patients, a medical student getting ready for long clinical rotations, or just someone who loves to laugh about the strange and wonderful things that happen in the human body.

The beauty of healthcare humor is that it bonds us all. Everyone, from doctors to patients to nurses, may enjoy the funny side of what goes on behind closed exam room doors. These jokes are excellent for sharing at your next family gathering, posting on social media, or just keeping in your back pocket for when someone needs a good chuckle.

So go ahead—spread the laughter! Share these puns with your colleagues, your friends, or that one amusing OB-GYN in your life. After all, in a career committed to bringing new life into the world, why shouldn’t we celebrate it with a little comedy along the way?

And remember: the next time you’re at an OB-GYN’s office, feel free to drop one of these jokes. Who knows? You might just get the biggest chuckle of all. 😄